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Aymyurdadi
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A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirin and noticed a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he went to the kitchen, and sure enough there was a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. So he asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son said, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, he asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel!"
His son replied, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Hey, leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral.......
**Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS" !!!!!!!!!!!! **
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bruce_the_darkknight
Title: Legends Quest Master
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Legends http://legends.rbcb.net Cyns tells you, "I was running around in just a shirt on viss today  " Mursili says, "lol... I paid his rent... he's my neighbor.. I feel like his sugar mama"
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SplashofPink
Title: Pretty In Pink
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hehe
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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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The_Clav
Title: Lord of the Mistell
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heh.
Methinks I just won me a couple of brownie points just reading that to my wife. 
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Lord of the Mistell
"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them." -- Samuel Clemens
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The_Original_Airmail
Title: The Ãœber Spearman
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Nice
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Airmail: Level 275 Über Spearman...I beat AC without plug-ins or macroing August 1/08
Anirbas: Level 275 Bow
Azzkickr: Level 275 Mage
I Toss Stuff: Level 275 Thrown Weapon/Tinkerer
I r teh mule k: Level 30 Trade Bot
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