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Topic: OT: Too funny must read.

SplashofPink Title: Pretty In Pink Posts: 2,625 Registered: Jun 3, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,600 User ID: 1,144,112	Subject: OT: Too funny must read.
	A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) What he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time And sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!' -----signature----- I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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The_Original_Airmail Title: The Ãœber Spearman Posts: 10,034 Registered: Dec 10, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 9,928 User ID: 747,228	Subject: OT: Too funny must read.
	lol -----signature----- Airmail: Level 275 Über Spearman...I beat AC without plug-ins or macroing August 1/08 Anirbas: Level 275 Bow Azzkickr: Level 275 Mage I Toss Stuff: Level 275 Thrown Weapon/Tinkerer I r teh mule k: Level 30 Trade Bot
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