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Topic: New Moon

Sprawl-zero1eye- Title: IGN Vault Staff Reziztance iz Futile Posts: 53,263 Registered: Jun 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 52,657 User ID: 692,733	Subject: New Moon
	Okay so I'll admit, Twilight was entertaining. However, after watching 30 minutes of New Moon, I want to literally slit my wrists... -----signature----- Mirkwood MUD, OneEye IvoryFang, Lord of the VampireZ (Retired) AC Frostfell, Clan Z - Lvl 239 Grief Dagger (Retired) WoW Lightbringer Alliance, Z Guild - Lvl 85 Combat Rogue (Retired) Making iOS Apps these days at http://zsprawl.com/iOS
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL Posts: 43,073 Registered: Feb 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,466 User ID: 651,769	Subject: New Moon
	Twilight wasn't entertaining... It was unbearably bad and utterly nonsensical in places. I made an honest attempt to watch it and find some redeeming quality, it was abhorrent. If anything New Moon was better because it was so bad it crossed over to unintentionally funny. -----signature----- If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate. I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.
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Ynisfre Posts: 3,483 Registered: May 28, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 3,483 User ID: 1,358,630	Subject: New Moon
	As long as they film the last book, that's all I need to see. Apparently a vampire eats a baby out of a girl and then a werewolf falls in love with the baby. -----signature----- (none)
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Caoilin Title: Instigator Posts: 56,728 Registered: Nov 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,027 User ID: 513,313	Subject: New Moon
	Yossarian_42 posted: Twilight wasn't entertaining... It was unbearably bad and utterly nonsensical in places. I made an honest attempt to watch it and find some redeeming quality, it was abhorrent. If anything New Moon was better because it was so bad it crossed over to unintentionally funny. see i think the first twilight was unintentionally funny. new moon was just funnier. i can't wait for the 3rd and 4th movies. esp the 4th. graphic birth scene plz. -----signature----- "Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion "I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR "i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24 "again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
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Caoilin Title: Instigator Posts: 56,728 Registered: Nov 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,027 User ID: 513,313	Subject: New Moon
	Ynisfre posted: As long as they film the last book, that's all I need to see. Apparently a vampire eats a baby out of a girl and then a werewolf falls in love with the baby. yeah but don't worry. it's only totally pedo for a few months. twilight can't be bothered with having any sort of responsibility in having a child. -----signature----- "Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion "I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR "i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24 "again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB. Posts: 6,060 Registered: Nov 2, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 5,795 User ID: 734,292	Subject: New Moon
	I picked out a movie (Role Models, which was terrible), so my wife got to pick out the next movie with no input from me. She picked Twilight to see if I'd complain. This movie was hilarious. When the love interest vampire walked into the first frame was almost as funny when Leonardo DiCaprio died at the end of Titanic. Then New Moon was like watching a car wreck (Entertaining but you feel bad afterward). The protagonist is one of the least likable characters. But I laughed a lot at this movie, but it's badness wasn't a surprise like Twilight. And the Giant CG Werewolves were kind of neat, would have liked to see them actually tear up the bad vampire (who is black OMG racist). -----signature----- Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL Posts: 43,073 Registered: Feb 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,466 User ID: 651,769	Subject: New Moon
	I actually spit soda out of my mouth when the vampire decided he was going to commit suicide via sparkling in front of humans. -----signature----- If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate. I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.
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Caoilin Title: Instigator Posts: 56,728 Registered: Nov 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,027 User ID: 513,313	Subject: New Moon
	i choked on my drink when i saw the voultari. esp the blonde male sitting on his little throne. -----signature----- "Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion "I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR "i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24 "again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
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Sprawl-zero1eye- Title: IGN Vault Staff Reziztance iz Futile Posts: 53,263 Registered: Jun 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 52,657 User ID: 692,733	Subject: New Moon
	Thugoneous posted: This movie was hilarious. When the love interest vampire walked into the first frame was almost as funny when Leonardo DiCaprio died at the end of Titanic. hahahah I remember being with my high school girlfriend at the movie theater watching this, and I busted out laughing when he died, and she promptly smacked me. -----signature----- Mirkwood MUD, OneEye IvoryFang, Lord of the VampireZ (Retired) AC Frostfell, Clan Z - Lvl 239 Grief Dagger (Retired) WoW Lightbringer Alliance, Z Guild - Lvl 85 Combat Rogue (Retired) Making iOS Apps these days at http://zsprawl.com/iOS
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL Posts: 43,073 Registered: Feb 28, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,466 User ID: 651,769	Subject: New Moon
	I cried like a bitch when the ship was sinking and they were showing all of the people who were going to die. But as soon as they hit the part where the guy falls from the top half of the ship and hits a rail on his way in to the ocean I laughed straight through to Leo dying like a scrub. -----signature----- If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate. I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.
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R_Olson Posts: 10 Registered: May 5, '10 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10 User ID: 1,392,814	Subject: New Moon
	Seems like the producers went on to re-create the second book considering what responses they received for Twilight. -----signature----- (none)
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