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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!
This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"
We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:
"Pardon me, do you have the time?"
The contest will end Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,May 15th. Good Luck to ALL!!!
ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.
Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play
If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Daimar via PM.
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Pardon ME, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
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500
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Do you have the beer?
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/looks at watch with a surprise on face
It's exactly 24 hours past this time yesterday!
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and our winner for this stint is Nann, congratulations, pick a new name for the board, get down and funky.
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Daimar posted:
and our winner for this stint is Nann, congratulations, pick a new name for the board, get down and funky.
50/50 chance and I still lose...
I suspect 'the rack' played...
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Kool-Aid Flavor of the Week: Man-o-Mangoberry
Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out
Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure
Know that nothing stays the same
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That's awesome!
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Thank you. Thank you very much. 
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