Evilynne
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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!
This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"
We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:
"Are you going to eat that?"
The contest will end Wednesday, April 29, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,May 1st. Good Luck to ALL!!! 
ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.
Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play
If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Evilynne via PM.
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Yes I am, and when I'm done I'm going to roll around in it's sweet, sweet juices.
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10s rule baby! Course I am!
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Pulp_Gareth
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Why? You need more padding there Orca?
No. I'm finally full on this and power.
You can take it if you want but I doubt you'll like powdered evil I sprinkled on it.
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columbonet
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That's what she said (sorry, I couldn't help it)
Only because I can't drink it.
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Evilynne posted:
"Are you going to eat that?"
Yes.
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420
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Evilynne
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The lovely managers have voted and the winner is :
columbonet posted:
Only because I can't drink it.
 Gratz!
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booo!
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Bardus
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Daimar posted:
booo!
oh wait, i didnt play
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Yb-Divinity posted:
420
QFT!
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so? Rabble rouse anyway.
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That's weak.
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Evilynne
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Apparently Columbonet has been abducted by aliens, and is not available. So, we've awarded the contest to the first runner up Daimar!
Gratz
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/victory lap
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Evilynne posted:
Apparently Columbonet has been abducted by aliens, and is not available. So, we've awarded the contest to the first runner up Daimar!
Gratz
BOO!
HAX!
RIGGED!
/pouts
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Even weaker.
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Mangler_SC posted:
Even weaker.
weakest!
[face_the_champ]
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/second victory lap
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Don't we get a game?!!!!
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phht...it's all about you, isn't it?
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Sorry guys, I link to this board from the "board info" link and it rarely loads for me since the board code update.
It's nice to know I would have won though 
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