Evilynne
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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!
This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"
We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:
"Are you sleeping?"
The contest will end Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday,April 17. Good Luck to ALL!!! 
ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.
Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play
If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Evilynne via PM.
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I've seen this question before.
/looks in post history for the winning answer 
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No, but I have a headache...
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Evilynne posted:
"Are you sleeping?"
WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF AL-RA-MARRASH!
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Oh, sorry I thought you were done!
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Evilynne posted:
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play
Wtf! 
Why the h8?!
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-Poptart- posted:
Evilynne posted:
- VN Managers, are not eligible to play
Wtf!
Why the h8?!
It's earned! 
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Pulp_Gareth
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Evilynne posted:
"Are you sleeping?"
No, I was doing my chainsaw impression.
Yes but thanks for waking me. I was dreaming about naked people typing.
No, I'm doing my impression of Lindsay Lohan's career.
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I've got no clean answers
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Bardus posted:
I've got no clean answers
Why'd I read that as no clean underwear?
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because you're twisted
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R 7/27/2003 "Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG) "Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob My ACF boat: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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420
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Yb-Divinity posted:
420
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Evilynne
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Pulp_Gareth posted:
Yes but thanks for waking me. I was dreaming about naked people typing.
Was voted as the winner this round  Gratz hun This must be your lucky month
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booooo! Mine was better!
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No sore losers.
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Evilynne posted:
Pulp_Gareth posted:
Yes but thanks for waking me. I was dreaming about naked people typing.
Was voted as the winner this round Gratz hun This must be your lucky month
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420
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Yb-Divinity posted:
420
that was a close runner up
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