Author Topic: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
Galdwarf 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
Vending Machine

Vending Machine is a simple game were you insert a coin, and the next person tells you what you get. And they insert a coin, and so on.

In your replies tell us what the last person received when they inserted a coin, then insert a coin of your own. Make your answers funny and original.

Example:

First poster:
*inserts coin*

Second poster:
you get an apple
*insert coin*

Third Poster:
you get three coins
*insert coin*
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________

*inserts coin*

 

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R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
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qwikk 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
"you get a first post"

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
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Galdwarf 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
You get a picture of the front of Evilynnes icon!

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Daimar 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
you get a ninja band aid

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
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babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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Darshawn 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
You get an angry supervisor.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
"That's pretty amazing, winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far ... winning the Nobel Peace Prize." ~~ Jay Leno
ACF......like playing Twister with amputees.
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Evilynne 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
you get a bicycle tire

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Time has stopped before us, the sky cannot ignore us, no one can separate us, for we are all that is left. The echo bounces off me, the shadow lost beside me, there's no more need to pretend, cause now I can begin again

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Galdwarf 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
You get a punch in the crotch

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Pulp_Gareth 
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Subject: --$-$-$-$-$--Week 10 Game Thread: Vending Machine--$-$-$-$-$--
You get a kitten soaked in tomato soup.

*inserts a coin*

 

-----signature-----
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Daimar 
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you get your grandfather's favorite hankie.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
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babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get skid-marked underwear.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
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65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
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qwikk 
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you get a free bikini wax

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
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Daimar 
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you get a swirlie.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
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qwikk 
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you get 3 pigs in a blanket


*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
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Galdwarf 
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You get the letter "A".

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get a deep-fried Mars bar.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
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winga 
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You get an incurable STD

*insert coin*

 

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qwikk 
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you get a set of gold teeth

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
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lf active 8 man
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Galdwarf 
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you get a 3.5" floppy disk.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get a spent can of compressed air.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
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Galdwarf 
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you get a wedgie

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
R 7/27/2003
"Don't make me stamp my little foot!" - Lyli (as channeled by JBG)
"Thousands of my unborn children just died on my computer screen due to that icon." -Oob
My ACF boat:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t107/Galdwarf/IMG_2093.jpg
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Daimar 
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you get a shot glass.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar
babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar
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winga 
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You get an official, Axeon signed, seal pup club.

*insert coin*

 

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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get a smashed alarm clock.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
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qwikk 
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you get a soyjoy bar


*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
ohmzz/dfuze/silvatrez - daoc - active
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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get a chimp wearing a diaper and a bowtie.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
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qwikk 
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you get a wet post it note

*inserts coin*

 

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Pulp_Gareth 
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You get a half eaten apple with a worm.

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
Lord of the Rings Online - Meneldor Server
65 Minstrel | 65 Hunter | 65 Champion
65 Burglar | 5x Captain | 4x Grd
4x Loremaster | 3x Warden | 1x RK
Live/PSN: GydeonX
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qwikk 
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you get a bottle of cow urine

*inserts coin*

 

-----signature-----
ohmzz/dfuze/silvatrez - daoc - active
lf active 8 man
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