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So lately Ian has had farts that could easily peel the paint off of walls.
Every night, my wife will breastfeed him in bed to get him sleepy, and she will cover them both with a blanket.
So last night they are laying there and he rips one that I can hear all the way down the hall. About 2 minutes later I hear my wife start to cough and gag. He had kept it bottled under the blanket and then he grabbed the edge of it and waved it towards her.
Now he is my son.... so I think it could have possibly been deliberate, even at just under 10 months
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LOL, awesome.
My 3 year old gets farts that would make his grandfather proud. (His grandfather has had his own bathroom at the far end of the house for 30+ years due to his toxic prowess.)
I don't know how my kid did it but a couple days ago he left a fart that lingered for hours. I seriously wanted to start searching the room for stray poop it was so bad.
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Nicolette (3) does them on command.
/puff feathers
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my older daughter said she wishes she didn't have to "gas". 
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What is it with three year olds? Aime has been dubbed, 'Mistress of the Toxic Toots' at our house. I absolutely hate it when she does it in the car, especially in the winter. We have an hour drive one way to/from work. 
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heh wait till they are 18, have friends over,you knock on the bedroom door, it opens, and the gas knocks you down!! (boys of course) 
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Must be a midwest thing with the 18 year olds and farting in the house. My son would be sleeping in his car, if him or his friends did that to my house!
Gross!
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LOL I told my hubby about this. We both had a good laugh :P
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